Did Steve Tell You That Perchance? Steve!

So my brother Stephen was talking to me today and said that my twin sister won't comment on my blog because she doesn't like political commentary. I was of course deeply offended by this. I mean my blog is more than just political commentary, it is an exploration of the human experience. Some may even call it cultural poetry. It is a great pilgrimage to the holy city within each of us. How could someone not like it?

Steve gives great comments and even gave me some editing tips. So bones to Steve.

For those who couldn't tell, when I said I was deeply offended the "deeply offended" was in massive sarcasm quotes. I mean, I could care less what Brittany thinks. She doesn't even vote.

But I am going to make this blog entry a little more down to earth and understandable for commoners such as my dear twin.

Here I go. So how 'bout that McDonalds? I heard that you can get a hamburger there and they will cut up the onions and smear them all over the bun even when you specifically ask not to have onions on your hamburger. They do have good ice cream though and they keep our teenage population off the streets where they might otherwise harass humanity with their acne and whatnot. Still, I much prefer Burger King.

Speaking of food, I always thought it would be cool to make misfortune cookies. That would be hilarious! I think something like, "Your dog will turn on you" or "Get ready to get shivved - you're going to prison" would be good.

Anyways, as much fun as this little venture into comedy has been, I think I'll blog about whatever I want from now on.